- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Knock knock. Get out!!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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