- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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