1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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