Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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you see theres this guy.

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What? Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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