- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

You know whats annoying? Steve

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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