why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Anti Joke

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