When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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