How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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