- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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