Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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HOLY COW!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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