- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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