- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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