- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If you were a cactus, why?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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