- Anti Joke

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

womans having rights.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett