- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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