Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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