Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Come in

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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