What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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