- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Screw it you write the joke.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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