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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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