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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.