- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What is green and slow Grass.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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