whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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