What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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