- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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