- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

You idiot.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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