What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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