Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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