Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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