- Anti Joke

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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