Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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* anti-punchline

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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