What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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