- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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