Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Indians

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I <3 Hitler

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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