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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

can you pass the soap?

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How high is the sky? True or False

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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