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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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