- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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