- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Justin Bieber.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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