- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A muslim paints Mohammed

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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