I like school Said no one ever.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Obama = ebola

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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