Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A pope meets another one

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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