why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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