- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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