- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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