there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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