A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Your big dick.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How High is a Chinese man

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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