What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Charlie Sheen is winning

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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