- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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