I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Tunechi

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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