- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A young baby died.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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