- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

DEATH.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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