Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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123 f*ck off

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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