Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What? Huh?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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