What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than this That :(

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

[Set up] [No punch line]

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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