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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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