How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

your skull would make a nice pen holder

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops