- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

your mom.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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