- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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