Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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YOU

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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