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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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