- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what are you mike bibby?

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