- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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