THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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