A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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