- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Come in

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

field day?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??