- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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