- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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