- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

knock knock Goodbye

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

i dont fisish anythi

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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