- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A woman walks into a bar.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

The holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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