- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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