- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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