Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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