Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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