- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Whats funny? Your face.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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