So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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