- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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