- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

poopy is poopy

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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