- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What city likes baseball the most? New York

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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