How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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