Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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