what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A man was shot. He died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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