A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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