- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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