- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Your're racist.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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