- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Robin, get in the car!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I am a mime

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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