roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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