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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what is 3+3= 8

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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