Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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LET

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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69

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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