- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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