- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

get in the car.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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