- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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