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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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