Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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This is an anti- joke

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

your mama so old, shes dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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