- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

This is a joke.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's the difference between a duck?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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