- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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