- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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