Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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YOU

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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