- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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