#Getweird

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do black people eat? Food.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Balls

Anti Joke

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