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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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