- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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