What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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kieran is a homosexual

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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