the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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