What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Fat? Jesse Z

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Knock Knock Who's there

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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