- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A lot eh?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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