- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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