joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Asian women drivers...

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

taking out the trash... at night

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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