Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Anti Joke

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