- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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