- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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