what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

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