- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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