whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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black people swimming

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