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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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