- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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