Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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