- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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