Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Rylan Clark

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A pope meets another one

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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