- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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