What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

thumb_up thumb_down -41

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

thumb_up thumb_down -43

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops