Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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