Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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