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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Obama = ebola

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key