- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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