- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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