- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's stupid a light bulb.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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