- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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