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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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