- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.