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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

im not food

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

One, two, three, four and five

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What does water smell like? water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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