whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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