Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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#Getweird

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Anti Joke

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