A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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