What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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antijoke is the best website.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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