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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

su algato es en fuego

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What? Huh?

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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