- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Sarah Palin.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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