what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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