- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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