What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

All of these jokes are about white people

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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