- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

the sky is green no it is not

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Men

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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