- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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