- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

69.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Click here to end the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Chinese man fails a math test

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??