"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

womens rights

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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