Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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