- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Yellow People !!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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