- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Men's rights

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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