- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Men

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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