Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

angelo snyder is not ga

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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