- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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