What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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