- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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