Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

su algato es en fuego

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A women left the kitchen.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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