Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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p lkl

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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alert('The Game')

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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