Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Robin, get in the car!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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