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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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