why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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bangers and mash?

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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