- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

cory is gay

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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