- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

penis

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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