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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm Batman.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

An Asian with a big dick.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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