- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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