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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A: Do you like it B: No

yolo your orange looks orange

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Justin with a hat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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