A blonde dies Lololol

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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knock knock go away

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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