why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

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