Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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