- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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