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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what do you call a black chef glendon

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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