What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

women's rights

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm Polish.

yolo your orange looks orange

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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