- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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