- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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