- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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