*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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