- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Connor is homo

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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