- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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