- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

penis. nuff said.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Kevin and Ramin

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What is older than history?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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