A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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