- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Face...the other white meat!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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