- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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