- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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