why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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men's rights activists

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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I walk into a bar...

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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