- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Ms Leong Sux

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

who is really lanky? james cornish

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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