How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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