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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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