- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

My Butthole.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Your're racist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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