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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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