- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's half of 8? o

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Knock knock Fuck off!

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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