Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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