What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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