- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Guest what in the butt

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

penis

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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