a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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whats black? the colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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