- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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