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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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