- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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