How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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i like turtles

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Women can vote? WTF

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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snowglobe

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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