Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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swag

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Smeg...

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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