what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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