- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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