Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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