- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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