Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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My mom

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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