- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Men's rights

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??