what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

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