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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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