- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I literally died laughing

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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