- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Men's rights

Justin Bieber.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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