What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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swag

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