- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Women's professional sports

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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