hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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