What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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