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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Smelly Indians.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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