What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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baloney sandwich

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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