Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

im gay

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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