- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Brain fart

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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