A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

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