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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What comes after 69? 70

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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