why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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