What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Get up Look in the mirror

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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i saw amango it splootered

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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