You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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where's mom I killed her

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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WOw you have no life

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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