- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

women's rights

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

womens rights

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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